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Zoe Saldana (0:00)
Hi, Zoe Saldana. Welcome to T Mobile. Here's your new iPhone 16 Pro on us. Thanks. And here's my old phone to trade in. You don't need to trade in. When you switch to T Mobile, we'll give you a new iPhone 16 Pro. Plus we'll help you pay off your old phone. Up to 800 bucks and you still get to keep it. There's always a trade in. Not right now. At T Mobile. I feel like I have to give you something in return for karma. That's okay. I don't really have much in my purse.
T Mobile Representative (0:23)
Oh, let's see.
Zoe Saldana (0:24)
Hand sanitizer. It's lavender. I'm good. Seriously.
Jimmy Dore (0:27)
Let me check this pocket.
T Mobile Representative (0:28)
Oh, mints.
Zoe Saldana (0:29)
Really, I'm fine. Oh, I have raisins. I'm a mom. Wait, wait one sec.
Jimmy Dore (0:34)
I've got cupcakes in the car.
Zoe Saldana (0:35)
It's our best iPhone offer ever. Switch to T Mobile. Get a new iPhone 16 Pro with Apple intelligence on us. No trade in needed. We'll even pay off your phone up to 800 bucks with 24 monthly bill credits.
Ted Cruz (0:47)
New line $100 plus a month on.
Jimmy Dore (0:49)
Experience beyond finance agreement $999.99 and qualifying.
Zoe Saldana (0:52)
Ported for well qualified plus tax and $10 connection charge.
Jimmy Dore (0:54)
Pay off via virtual prepaid card. Allow 15 days credits end and balance.
Zoe Saldana (0:57)
Due if you pay off earlier.
Ted Cruz (0:58)
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