You WON'T BELIEVE How Much Money We're REALLY Sending To Israel!

Summary

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The Jimmy Dore Show

Episode: You WON'T BELIEVE How Much Money We're REALLY Sending To Israel!
Date: November 10, 2025
Host: Jimmy Dore
Co-host: Kurt

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Jimmy Dore exposes the staggering amount of U.S. funds sent to Israel, challenging the mainstream narrative that grossly understates these numbers. The discussion centers on how this spending affects American citizens, delves into the mechanics of U.S.-Israel financial relationships, critiques bipartisan support for these policies, and reflects on the broader foreign policy implications, including the related expenditures in Ukraine. Throughout, Dore maintains his signature blend of outrage, humor, and biting social commentary, occasionally shifting to pop culture and podcast industry commentary, and ends with satirical impersonation sketches.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The True Scale of U.S. Aid to Israel

• Misleading Figures in Media

  • The mainstream claim is "$3 billion a year," but Dore asserts this is an extreme understatement.
  • Quote: "Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion. If divided by today's population, that’s more than $5,700 per person." – Jimmy Dore [00:33]

• Recent Expenditures

  • In just two years (Gaza war context), the U.S. spent $33 billion on Israel, equating to $45 million per day.
  • Quote: "That’s more. That’s more than 3 billion that they tell me was only 3 billion. That’s what Ben Shapiro will tell you." – Jimmy Dore [02:12]

• Military and Wider Operational Aid

  • Outlines direct military aid—missiles, jets, tanks, Iron Dome—and extra billions for U.S. military operations in the region.
  • Quote: "[Aid includes] warships in the Red Sea, drone strikes in Yemen, expanded bases... billions moved without the usual long congressional process." – Narrator/Reporter [02:29]

• Financial Mechanisms

  • State and county employee pension funds are used to purchase high-risk, low-rated Israeli bonds; billions at stake.
  • Quote: "State employee pension funds have been used to buy high-risk Israel bonds. Israel anti-boycott laws keep us subservient..." – Jimmy Dore [06:41]
  • A cumulative total, by some estimates, of up to $3 trillion since 1973.

• Consequences for Americans

  • Domestic programs like SNAP, Medicare, Medicaid are cut, while billions are sent overseas.
  • Quote: "People are literally in food lines because the government shutdown, people can’t get their food stamped..." – Jimmy Dore [03:38]

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2. Political and Media Complicity

• Politicians’ Rhetoric vs. Reality

  • Clips and criticisms of politicians (Ted Cruz) demanding public gratitude for U.S. aid to Israel.
  • Quote: "[Ted Cruz] is demanding that Americans thank the Israeli regime for the privilege of giving them $32 billion." – Narrator/Commentator [11:41]

• Exposing Lobbying and Narrative Management

  • References to Israeli state spending on PR and influence campaigns, including using AI platforms.
  • Quote: "Israel to spend over half a billion shekels turning ChatGPT into public diplomacy tool... to shape pro-Israel narratives online." – Jimmy Dore [05:37]

• Media Manipulation and Distraction

  • Dore highlights distractions with left-right wedge issues while real policy (war funding, economic destitution) transcends party boundaries.
  • Quote: "These aren’t left right issues, These are us against them. And they keep us distracted with the left right issues." – Jimmy Dore [14:08]

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3. Ukraine: Parallel Spending and Hypocrisy

• Magnitude of U.S. Aid

  • $180 billion sent to Ukraine since Russia’s full-scale invasion, with both military and social spending covered by U.S. taxpayers.
  • Quote: "We’re paying for people in Ukraine, we’re paying their health care and we’re paying their Social Security and we’re paying their teachers." – Jimmy Dore [04:25]

• Who Truly Benefits

  • Dore questions the narrative that ordinary Ukrainians benefit, suggesting oligarchs and corrupt elites are the main recipients.

• Sabotaged Peace

  • Dore and guests walk through claims—supported by footage and News accounts—that Western leaders (U.S., UK, EU) repeatedly undermined peace deals to prolong the conflict and weaken Russia.
  • Quote: "There are those in the west who don’t mind a long war because it would mean exhausting Russia, even if this means the demise of Ukraine and comes at the Cost of Ukraine lives." — Paraphrasing Zelensky via Glenn Deason [35:55]

• The Military-Industrial Complex

  • War perpetuated for profit, not peace or actual security.
  • Quote: "That’s Lindsey Graham being a salesman for the military industrial complex because the military industrial complex wants this war." – Jimmy Dore [40:08]

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4. Critique of Domestic Policy and Political Culture

• American Decline and Priorities

  • Dore repeatedly contrasts crumbling American infrastructure, food insecurity, and social program cuts with vast, unquestioned foreign expenditures.
  • Quote: "When you don’t have enough money to pay your mortgage... Just know where your tax money is going. It’s not going back in America." – Jimmy Dore [13:38]

• Institutional Loyalty and Cowardice

  • Critiques both Democrats and Republicans, but especially Democratic Party enforcers and progressives who won’t challenge their own side or the Israel lobby.
  • Praises figures (Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Thomas Massie) for having the courage to break party lines.

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5. Podcast and Media Landscape Commentary

• Candace Owens’ Podcast Success

  • Owens overtakes podcasts like Joe Rogan’s; Dore expresses admiration for her willingness to speak out, even when ostracized from the conservative mainstream.
  • Quote: "That’s what peak performance looks like. Well said. Well said again. I can’t. I have grown to have deep affection for Candace Owens." – Jimmy Dore [23:06]

• Podcast as a Free Speech Frontier

  • The show becomes a hub for honest discussion, attracting a diverse but like-minded audience who feel alienated by mainstream media.
  • Quote: "It’s a place where people can come and not be afraid to have different opinions is my show." – Jimmy Dore [26:10]

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6. Satirical Sketches & Impersonations

(Segments from 48:42 onward)

• Jimmy and co-host perform impersonations (Andrew Cuomo, Zoran Mamdani) mocking New York politics and the narcissism of fallen politicians.
• While comedic, the sketches lampoon failures of political leadership and the disconnect from ordinary citizens.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On U.S. Military Spending:
  • "Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion. If divided by today’s population, that’s more than $5,700 per person." – Jimmy Dore [00:33]
• On Politicians Demanding Thanks:
  • "Senator... Ted Cruz says that Americans should be thanking the Israeli regime for accepting billions of our money." – Narrator/Commentator [11:41]
• On American Decline:
  • "We have a crumbling infrastructure... we've gotten rid of our middle class. It's rich and poor. These aren't left right issues. These are us against them." – Jimmy Dore [14:08]
• On Media’s Role:
  • "That's why I have a show. Because you're never going to see Zelensky telling the truth. You're only going to see him when he's lying." – Jimmy Dore [35:07]
• On Candace Owens:
  • "I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told by the Charlie Kirk assassination." – Candace Owens [29:53]
• On U.S. Foreign Policy:
  • "The west aim is not the victory of Ukraine. It's the defeat of Russia. There it is right there. The problem is that nobody cares about Ukraine." – Quoting Jacques Baud (via Jimmy Dore) [41:00]

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Important Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment Description | |-----------|-----------------------------------------| | 00:33 | Opening statistics on U.S.-Israel aid | | 02:03 – 03:38 | Breakdown of recent spending, $45M/day | | 05:34 – 06:41 | Israel's spending on influence campaigns | | 07:26 – 09:59 | State pension funds buying Israel bonds | | 11:15 – 13:06| Ted Cruz, media/lobby critique | | 35:54 – 41:21| Zelensky’s peace offer & sabotage, NATO commentary | | 44:00 – 46:28| RAND Corporation, intentional prolonging of Ukraine war | | 47:29 – 49:06| Rant on public gullibility, war propaganda | | 48:42 – 57:57| Satirical Cuomo/Mamdani skits | | 29:44 – 33:11| Candace Owens on coalition-building, praise for Dore |

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Tone & Language

The episode blends incredulous outrage, sarcasm, and humor throughout, with Dore’s profanity-laced style and unsparing critique directed at political, media, and financial elites, regardless of party. The show’s approach makes complex fiscal and policy issues accessible—and viscerally infuriating—an intended counterpoint to what Dore deems as mainstream media gaslighting.

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Takeaway

Jimmy Dore’s central thesis: U.S. elites, through bipartisan consensus and media complicity, are transferring dreams, prosperity, and tax dollars away from Americans to fund militarism and foreign client states—most notably Israel—while the domestic population faces declining living standards, infrastructure, and security. Dore argues these choices aren’t just about foreign policy or ideology, but about a systemic looting of America by its own leadership class.

Memorable Closing:

"You can’t be angry enough at our politicians for being cucks to Israel. Imagine what we could do with that $3 trillion." – Jimmy Dore [16:13]

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For listeners and fans of political skepticism, anti-war critique, and media deconstruction, this episode of The Jimmy Dore Show is a dense, provocative, and at times bleakly hilarious deconstruction of America’s real spending priorities—and who profits from them.

Transcript

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[Jimmy Dore]

Come see us in Australia. Second shows added in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane. We'll see you in Burbank, California the day after Thanksgiving. It's a Friday. And then Pottstown, Pennsylvania December 6th plus January 11th. We're going to be in Waikiki at the Blue Note. Tickets not available yet for them, but go to jimmy dore.com for a link for all the other tickets. Establishment media sucks. August Light and so good luck bullshit we can't afford Watching CS is jack off the medium speeds and jumps the medium and hits them head on. It's the Chimney door show. Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion. If divided by today's population, that's more than $5,700 per person. So a lot of people try to say that they don't really care about Israel and it's only $3 billion a year. Well, guess what?

[Kurt]

Speak with do you think they're being honest with you? How much money it is a year? Do you do imagine that?

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. So they're not. They're not being honest with you. So don't tell me you don't have a dog in the fight. Says speak with Dee Dee. Speak with Dee Dee. Says don't tell me you don't have a dog in this Israel fight. We have 45 million dogs per day in this fight. Daily. $45 million a day has gone to Israel, I'm going to say for the last 60 years. But let's, let's watch this video. Watch.

[Narrator/Reporter]

In just two years, the US has spent more than $33 billion tied to Israel in the Gaza war. That's $45 million every single day.

[Jimmy Dore]

Wow. That's a. That's more. That's more than 3 billion that they tell me was only 3 billion. That's what Ben Shapiro will tell you.

[Kurt]

Yeah. And when I figure in the Iraq war, which was not for oil, remember dumb liberals said no war for oil. Don't worry liberals, it Was war for Israel.

[Jimmy Dore]

It was war for Israel.

[Kurt]

So figure that in too.

[Narrator/Reporter]

OK, split across Israel's 9.2 million people, that's $4.85 per person, per day. $144 each month for a family of four. Almost $600 a month, most of it $21.7 billion in direct military aid. Missiles, jets, tanks, iron dome. Another 10 to $12 billion for US operations. Warships in the Red Sea, drone strikes in Yemen, expanded bases. Much of it was even fast tracked through emergency powers. Billions moved without the usual long congressional process. Meanwhile, Americans juggle grocery bills, medical debt and student loans while Washington ships billions overseas for war. Two years. $33 billion. 45 million every single day. Not for struggling families at home, but to fuel a war thousands of miles away. Your money, their war. What do you think? Should this be America's priority?

[Jimmy Dore]

I'm gonna guess most Americans would say no, it shouldn't be. That's what they thought they were voting for when they voted for Donald Trump. They're voting for America first. But of course, right now, we're screwing our own cattle farmers at the behest of billionaires in Argentina. And we're not. People are literally in food lines because the government shutdown people can't get their food stamped. The poorest people in America, 99 million Americans are low income. And instead of taking that $33 billion and spending it on our own people at home, we're giving it to Israel. And I don't know, why don't they just give them America? Oh, wait, they already did.

[Kurt]

I mean, yeah, they got again. Jews don't run the media. One Larry Ellison Jew runs it.

[Jimmy Dore]

So Grok, so we ask, grok, how much has the United States spent on Ukraine and Gaza? The United States has provided extensive support to Ukraine since Russia's full scale. That's what it says in February invasion, encompassing military aid, economic assistance, humanitarian relief, and operations to bolster U.S. and NATO security in Europe. So we're giving money, we're paying for people in Ukraine, we're paying their health care and we're paying their Social Security and we're paying their teachers. And then we give $33 billion to Israel for the same shit. We're cutting SNAP as we cut health care back at home, we cut Medicaid, we cut Medicare, and we cut food stamps back here at home.

[Kurt]

Justino, keep being loyal.

[Jimmy Dore]

As of the mid-2025, the total U.S. allocations exceed $180 billion. $180 billion. And you know, the average Ukrainian citizen is not Even remotely getting the same amount of that money as Israelis are. Okay, they don't have enough money to get the hell out of there even.

[Kurt]

No, that's just Zelensky's cocaine bill.

[Jimmy Dore]

Is Gavin Newsom in charge of their relief money as well or is it just Karen Bass? That's my question. Total spending since October 2023 has reached 31 to $34 billion on the Gaza war for Israel. Okay, and here's that report. Israel to spend over half a billion shekels turning ChatGPT into public diplomacy tool foreign ministries $145 million global campaign enlist US firms, influencers, AI platforms like ChatGPT to shape pro Israel narratives online and counter growing criticism among young Americans. Whoa. And Brian Tashman says America sends billions of taxpayer dollars to Israel so they can in turn spend millions telling Americans to send Israel even more money. And that. Yep. And that's the best part. We're paying for it.

[Kurt]

Yay.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's the best part. Wow. Here is Gen X girl says Israel lobby siphons US taxpayer money to send to Israel. How much? 3 trillion. 8.3% of our national debt. Additionally, 2.3 billion in state employee pension funds have been used to buy high risk Israel bonds. Israel anti boycott laws keep us subservient and so we're forcing states and counties are using your pension funds to buy junk bonds. Israel's junk bonds. Cuz their economy is so bad that Moody's is going to drop their bond rating to junk.

[Kurt]

Remember the housing crash and they made that fun movie about it with Steve Carell and everybody and they explained about junk bonds. They're doing it again.

[Jimmy Dore]

Doing it again.

[Kurt]

Israel do you morons.

[Jimmy Dore]

They're doing it again. Hang on, let me. So let's watch this video. You can keep Kurt up. What is the US taxpayer cost of supporting Israel? 3 trillion.

[Kurt]

Wait, are we missing 2 or 4 trillion from a little bit ago?

[Jimmy Dore]

Remember the 2 trillion we couldn't account for right before 911 and then that happened again. Okay, here we go. So what do our state representatives do? State employees pensions used to buy high risk Israel Israeli bonds. So they're using your. So state pensions money go to Israel junk bonds. So South Carolina.

[Kurt]

So these are all the different flows one way.

[Jimmy Dore]

All the money flows that way. And that's a development corporation for Israel Israel bonds. These are all the different. Alabama, Oklahoma, Louisiana, all the different states sending their money to buy horrible bonds in Israel.

[Kurt]

They drink your milkshake, you morons.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Kurt]

So keep voting, Keep being part of the thing. Keep enlisting imbeciles. Keep doing it.

[Jimmy Dore]

Keep doing it. So let's Talk. Alabama sends $10 million. Arizona sends 20 million. Arkansas 57. Florida, 200 million in Israel bonds. Georgia, 25 million in Israeli bonds. Illinois, 100 million in Israel bonds. Indiana, 100 million. Louisiana, 30 million. Mississippi, 20 million. New York, 267 million. Ohio, 187 million. Oklahoma, 62 million. Pennsylvania, 56 million. South Carolina, 30 million. Texas, $140 million to Israel. County employee pension and used to buy high risk Israeli bonds. That's county employee pensions. 5 million from Broward County. 76 million from Miami Dade County. 700 million from Palm Beach County. 33 billion from. So this total taxpayer cost of supporting Israel, you ready for this? 1.6 trillion US taxpayers cost for Israel support since 1973. Hang on, let me back that up.

[Kurt]

Ben was only off by how much.

[Jimmy Dore]

Since 1973, Israel has cost the United States about $1.6 trillion. If divided by today's population, that's more than $5,700 per person. That's from the Christian Science Monitor.

[Kurt]

How expensive are aircraft carriers? They cost 1.6 trillion. It's not our aircraft carrier. That's our, like, Mars base in the Middle East.

[Jimmy Dore]

What have they done with that $1.6 trillion? I'm guessing somebody's skimming some of that money. Dr. Evil only asked for a million dollars. I know, right?

[Kurt]

Israel's taking more than Dr. Evil.

[Jimmy Dore]

So from 1973 to 2002, 1.6 trillion. From 2003 to 24, 2024, 1.4 trillion. Total $3 trillion.

[Kurt]

Okay, so here's what America is. Imagine a stupid rock star whose agents are robbing them, and then when they find out, they die and join the 27 Club. That's America. Get ready for Israel to kill us and live off the residuals.

[Jimmy Dore]

Let's see if there's any more to this video. I think that's it. And here's Ted Cruz. So here's Blakely. Oh, well, I love Blakely. Have you thanked Israel today? Senator allegedly representing Texas, Ted Cruz says that Americans should be thanking the Israeli regime for accepting billions of our money. Let's watch her. Let's watch. Made America Safer. And the United States of America should say to that little nation, thank you.

[Narrator/Commentator]

So that was Ted Cruz. Now he's allegedly the senator from Texas in states. The United United States. But this is a real quote from him when he was being interviewed by Tucker Carlson, where he admitted literally that he went to the Senate for Israel and that Embarrassing, humiliating performance where he is demanding that Americans thank the Israeli regime for the privilege of giving them $32 billion since October 7 and a standing 3 billion a year of our taxpayer money. This is a common thing that you hear from our so called lawmakers who where they demand that we all be constantly thankful to the Israeli regime that does nothing but make everybody in the world and especially in the Middle east, despise us. By the way, the government has been shut down for 21 days and he's done nothing for any of his constituents. And in fact a lot of people in his own state have been going to food banks because they're not getting paid. Remember that the government shutdown only affects your pay if you're an American worker. It doesn't stop the money we give to Israel. But instead of focusing on that, he's at the CUFI event which is crazy Christians United for Israel demanding that the American taxpayer who doesn't have any money ourselves because people like him ensure that all of our taxpayer money goes to the 1% corporations and for government say twink you to the Israeli regime. Have you said twink you to Israel today? When are we going to start making them register as foreign lobbyists? Because he clearly doesn't work for Texas.

[Jimmy Dore]

Clearly.

[Kurt]

Oh, Jimmy, I resent you some great Ted Cruz.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay, hang on, I'm going to play in a second. So then I say, whoa, hold on there partner. You got about five seconds to explain how anything you just said helps defend the blessed state of Israel or I walk. That simple. Guess what? He couldn't come up with a single thing. So I pulled my pants up and I never went to that urologist ever again.

[Kurt]

Wow, he is really dedicated.

[Jimmy Dore]

So there's so many. When you don't have enough money to pay your mortgage or your health insurance premiums more than your mortgage and you can't afford to send your kid to college or you can't afford to take a vacation or you can't afford to go out to dinner or go out to see a show or you can't whatever. Just know where your tax money is going. It's not going back in America because we don't have nice things here. We don't have nice things here.

[Kurt]

Thank you tiny country for keeping me safe.

[Jimmy Dore]

We have a crumbling infrastructure. We've out, we've outsourced all our good paying jobs to more desperate people and more desperate situations. Like in China and Thailand, places like that, places like Bangladesh, places like India. We've gotten rid of all our good paying jobs. And so we're now a financialized economy and that only helps to financialize people. So we, we've gotten rid of our. Pretty close to get rid of our, our middle class. It's rich and poor. So these aren't left right issues, These are us against them. And they keep us distracted with the left right issues. They keep us distracted with trans people in bathrooms. They keep us distracted with the abortion. They keep us distracted with gay rights. They keep us. What else do they keep us distracted with? A million things left. Oh, so they're going to socialists. They're going to give you health care. Fat, fat people are getting your health care money. That's not what's happening. What's happening is Wall Street's getting your. Your health care money.

[Kurt]

Oh no. The people that went to Epstein island might leave New York.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Kurt]

Oh no. Epstein lived there and everybody went to his fricking house.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Kurt]

Oh, they'll leave.

[Narrator/Reporter]

No.

[Kurt]

Wow, what a collection of jerk offs.

[Jimmy Dore]

All those people. Yeah. By the way, you know that people saying, oh, there's going to be. All these people are going to leave New York if Mondavi becomes, you know the effect of that would be. It would lower people's rents. You know that, right? If those people actually left, it would lower the rent.

[Kurt]

So he would go to New York again. If the billionaires leave, go to their bunker.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's right. So you're giving, you're giving Mondami a win right off the bat because rents would fall probably. I saw an estimate that rents would fall 17% if all the people.

[Kurt]

I only saw 14.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay, maybe 14. So if all the people left who said they were leaving, the rents would fall by 14%.

[Kurt]

Hey, if they didn't fall at all and you just got the fuck out, that's cool too. Fuck you, billionaires. Fuck you.

[Jimmy Dore]

So you can't, you can't be angry enough at our politicians for being cucks to Israel. You can't be angry enough. Imagine what we could do with that $3 trillion. All right.

[Kurt]

Took all your money to give to a military industrial complex that has not won a war in 80 goddamn years.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's right.

[Kurt]

Who gives it to Israel to keep us safe? Which they don't do. And they also don't keep Jews safe. In fact, they kill Jews on the regular.

[Jimmy Dore]

That's right.

[Kurt]

For their many false flags to justify taking everything. Is everybody a moron?

[Jimmy Dore]

Come see us in Australia. Second show's added in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane. We'll see you in Burbank, California the day after Thanksgiving, it's a Friday and and then Pottstown, Pennsylvania, December 6th plus January 11th we're going to be in Waikiki at the Blue Note. Tickets not available yet for them, but go to jimmy dore.com for a link for all the other tickets. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week and it's a great way to help support the show. You can do it by going to jimmy dork.com clicking on join premium. It's the most affordable premium program in the business and it's a great way to help put your thumb back in the eye of the bastards. Thanks for everybody who was already a premium member and if you haven't, you're missing out. We give you lots of bonus content. Thanks for your support.

[Candace Owens]

I'd love to do work with Jimmy Dore. I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told about the Charlie Kirk assassination.

[Jimmy Dore]

Candace Owens podcast is the number one show in the world.

[Kurt]

Oh, is that why my ex stream is just blasted with Zionist bullshit?

[Jimmy Dore]

Yes. So they're coming after her now? Oh, they are coming hard. She's number one. Number one. There it is. This is from Twitters. Candace Owens podcast achieved the top worldwide ranking with 3.5 million daily downloads as reported by Podscribe while she promotes Unverif. Favorite trend ever. Number one worldwide. There it is. Candace Owens podcast hits number one worldwide without promotion, with no promotion.

[Kurt]

Unverified. That's the most honest. I mean unverified by who?

[Jimmy Dore]

I know, right? 3.3.5 million a day. I thought Joe Rogan gets 13 million. But maybe, I don't know, maybe. Who knows?

[Kurt]

It's just to indicate. Look, Israel has a double edged sword with that because one, they have to make everyone hate them. The people, the psychopaths in charge. They want you to hate them because they want all the Jews to not feel safe so that they have to get together with Israel, right?

[Jimmy Dore]

Yes.

[Kurt]

The bad part of that is they've created this thing where the whole world is getting mad at Israel. So that's going to boost her podcast, which they don't want.

[Jimmy Dore]

The more they come at her. Here she tweets this out, she says, banned from Australia. I'm going to Australia. How come I'm not banned from Australia? I'm going there because you're slipping. What's that?

[Kurt]

Slip in.

[Jimmy Dore]

I'm slipping in just like I slipped into the uk Nobody cared. Nobody cared when I got there. Nobody cared when I came home. They're not making a big deal out of me. It hurts my feelings.

[Kurt]

You know what? That's interesting me, Jimmy, because I always suspect that things are being curated. And that's why, you know, because if you remember the Twitter files, people who weren't even as big as you at all, like. Like with.

[Jimmy Dore]

I know.

[Kurt]

I don't know, 100 followers got suppressed. But you're not. So. No, no, this is all like a play for me to see.

[Jimmy Dore]

You know, I got. I got suppressed on YouTube.

[Kurt]

They. They didn't mean traveling and all.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, traveling. Oh, yeah, I know.

[Kurt]

You know, the flashpoint events that people emotionally bond to, you know?

[Jimmy Dore]

Right. So she says, banned from Australia, sued by France, fired, smeared libel, demonized, demonetized person, Persona non grata at award ceremonies, and 3.5 million downloads a day. Just incredible. We've been in a fight mode for so long that today feels like a celebration. Congratulations, Candace. Here's the. Here's. So here's. According to them, she's got the first one, and then diary of a CEO. This guy's like, 33 years old. This Diary of the Sea. He just came out of nowhere all of a sudden.

[Narrator/Commentator]

He.

[Jimmy Dore]

He. I watch his. I watch his. He has good guests. He's like Rogan kind of. He has all these different types of guests, and they. They talk for long. He. He's basically doing Rogan's podcast.

[Kurt]

If you have. A lot of people are. If you have enough money, you put Astroturf yourself. Since some people are just that. Some people, you know, they had money.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah, I don't know. I'm not. And it's a good show. I'm not saying that guy doesn't do a good show. I just don't understand how it came out of nowhere. This guy to be. Maybe I don't know the backstory behind it. So there got to be money. And then some show I never heard of and other shows I never killed Tony. Oh, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

[Kurt]

Western Power, where I live.

[Jimmy Dore]

Number five, kill Tony. Congratulations to Tony Hitchcliffe. And then Joe Rogan's all the way at the bottom. So there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 12, 13, 14 is Joe Rogan, according to this list. Now, Joe Rogan's on YouTube. He's on Spotify. And I think if you're on Spotify, they don't release the numbers. So I know Joe Rogan has at least 13 million subscribers. He added a couple of million when they were coming at him over Ivermectin and Covid. So anyway, but I don't believe that the ABC News podcast is a friend, a friend of Joe Rogan. I don't believe that. But anyway, here's, here she is announcing.

[Candace Owens]

It that I should be fired. Thank you for firing me. But, and, and thank, she's.

[Jimmy Dore]

Thank you, thank. She's thanking Ben Shapiro for firing her because now she gets to go on to be the number one podcast in a world. There she is.

[Candace Owens]

That I should be fired. Thank you for firing me. But, and, and thank you for the publicity of the firing. Andrew Cleveland, Christ is King. Thank you so much. You are here in my book, Tucker Carlson. I don't know, I feel like I should thank you because a lot happened because people thought that we were plotting behind the scenes and we never were. And thank you, Tucker Carlson, for the weeks that I get off when the media is attacking you instead of me. Now it's kind of together. It's Tucker Carlson and Cameron Owens. But thank you. I want to thank Australia. We see you, Australia. Tony Burke, thank you for banning us from an entire country. Even though I didn't do nothing. I didn't do nothing. But I'm banned and guess what, you got to hear me anyways. Hahaha. Tony Burke. Okay. But in reality.

[Jimmy Dore]

So I got to, I got to bone up on some Australian politics because I'm going to Australia. So I got to get, I would like to have some local jokes. So we're going to do that and find out who all the ass wipes are in Australia, who did all the lockdowns, who banned Candace, all that stuff so we can make fun of them. So she, there she is thinking, I thought that Ben Shapiro's gotta be, oh, he's, he's not having a good day. Nico House says Ben Shapiro gotta be punching the air right now. After he thought he was gonna end Candace Owens only to have her rise to the number one podcast in a world, the conservative world. Just found out they don't need Zionists anymore. They don't need Zionists anymore. Here's my buddy Ryan Motta. I got to get him on the show. He says, have you ever seen an athlete at the peak of their career? You can tell that person was literally built to do exactly what they are doing. That's Candace Owens today. Every attack they throw at her, she turns it into ammunition and uses it to destroy them. This is what peak performance looks like. Well said. Well Said again, I can't. I'm. I have grown to have deep affection for Candace Owens. I. I didn't. I remember I bumped into her at an Admiral's Club at the Dallas airport. I didn't bump in her. I saw her. And this was, I don't know, six, seven years ago, probably, right? How long ago was it? I don't remember how long ago it was. Steph says, three years ago, but I didn't know her. And I saw her. I just knew who she was. And I'm like, I don't. I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna bother her. I don't want to explain to her who I am.

[Kurt]

This.

[Jimmy Dore]

Nothing worse than that. So I didn't say anything to her. Now I regret it. Now. I wish I would have struck up a conversation with her because she was by. Anyways, she's great. I really. I really have deep affection for her now. Love her work. I love her. Her. The. You know, her courage, her balls. She just has. She is. She's a bull, as Andrew Cuomo would say. And congratulations. I just can't say enough. I can't believe that I'm not in that. I can't believe it. Where's the Jimmy Dore show? I thought for sure we'd be in the top 10, apparently.

[Candace Owens]

Not that I should be fired.

[Jimmy Dore]

What's that?

[Kurt]

You know her. Well, it said her number. There were. You know, apps will combine numbers of people, you know, whatever. Candace Owens popped up in my phone. I don't know if it was real number. I tried texting out there. It's coming from the Jimmy Door show, but didn't text back. But yeah, dude, I. If she's telling the right thing, then good for her. I don't care about no other thing. Then you're telling the truth, you know?

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. And Candace Owens and I don't have to agree on everything for me to be a fan of hers. Just like people who watch our show, they often say, hey, I don't agree with everything you say, Jimmy, but I appreciate you're honest, and I appreciate that you don't demonize people who disagree with you. And so it's kind of a place where people can come and not be afraid to have different opinions is my show. And what people really love when they come to a live show and they come to see us do stand up, is that they're in a room full of people who think like them. And that doesn't happen very often, especially people who think the same way about Israel Think the same way about COVID vaccines, the same way about the two duopoly. The two parties feel the same way about Dr. Fauci. Ivermectin hydroxychloid. So the people who have been told they're crazy get to be in a room full of people, hundreds of people who think exactly like them. People strike up friendships at our shows. People said it's so exhilarating to be in a room full of like minded people talking to people in line. It's one of the funnest things ever. I can't believe that I have somehow created this. Anyway, so that's the beauty. You don't have to. But the Democratic Party became narrative enforcers and you could not get out step out of line. They're very much like Zionists. You can't step out of line one bit.

[Kurt]

Yeah. And it's a cult where you got to stay in the thing no matter what.

[Jimmy Dore]

People concurred. People I know in Hollywood, people that people would know if I mentioned them stop talking to me because I wouldn't vote for Hillary.

[Kurt]

Wow. That's your duty to do.

[Jimmy Dore]

I had the executive producer of Modern Family come at me on Twitter because of the stuff I was saying on KPFK on my radio show here in Los Angeles.

[Kurt]

Wow. Who would have thought that a dipshit producer of a NBC show would have a dumb opinion and slap their dumb jibs. Who could have seen that coming? I think it was abc, this weapons manufacturer.

[Jimmy Dore]

Anyway, look how thick my hair looks. It's all fake. I have the. I put the shake stuff in. Oh, I love that stuff. Topic or whatever.

[Kurt]

Oh.

[Jimmy Dore]

Makes it look like I have hair.

[Kurt]

Oh yeah. Topic. I used to use that when I cared.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. It looks like you're using a ton of it right now, Kurt.

[Kurt]

Yeah, I felt I went to Turkey recently.

[Jimmy Dore]

Let's listen to Candace said something else. That's pretty. That was really a heartwarming for me to hear.

[Candace Owens]

Let's listen to writes Candace. You should team up with Dave Smith, Ian Carroll and Jimmy Dore, former coalition share editors, Push promotion and spark Occupy Wall Street 2.0 and the Fed fulfill Tupac's dream of a new party. I. I think I'm so traumatized from being at and like working for somebody else that I don't know that I could ever work or anybody else. But forming a coalition and helping each other, we already do behind the scenes. Not I haven't done that with Jimmy Dore, but anything these other people. Ian Carroll, we text regularly. Dave Smith we text regularly. When we're sharing information so. Or asking each other questions or asking for guidance. And I look up to these people for what they're doing. I look not even up to these people. I look beside and I see these people. And I know that we are like in a line, united. And there is like an army that's rising. And it feels to me like it is the army of God. I'd love to do work with Jimmy Dore. I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told by the Charlie Kirk assassination.

[Jimmy Dore]

Let's hear that again. I liked hearing that. That made me feel.

[Candace Owens]

I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh just like an army that's rising. And it feels to me like it is the army of God. I'd love to do work with Jimmy Dore. I have loved his videos and he has made me laugh in his coverage of the absurd things that we are being told by the Charlie Kirk assassination.

[Jimmy Dore]

And she's got a great sense of humor. That's another reason why I love her. She's got a great sense of humor. She's wonderful. And I, I would text you, Candace, I don't have your. I don't have your text. I don't have your cell number.

[Kurt]

I think I do. I must have it because of some weird shit with Dave Smith Connect. You know how apps will connect. They'll be like in front of the number.

[Jimmy Dore]

But I do have contact for her. I have, you know, her producer, stuff like that. So I will send my, my phone number to her. Hopefully we could. I would. Oh, boy, what a day that would be. Anyway, big, big congrats to the Candace. You deserve it. She's really taking it on the chin. She's taking on. I guess I have an affinity for someone who takes on her own party, her own side, because that's what my whole life has been in this space was pushing back against the Democrats. So since I started this show in 2015, December of 2015, it's been about my outrage over how the Democrats are horrible. And my whole message was, we want to know why people are voting for Trump. Because the Democrats are so horrible. Don't blame people who are voting for Trump. Blame people for the Democrats for not giving them something to vote for. That's been my whole thing. And now Marjorie Taylor Greene is doing that. There is no Democrat currently doing that to the Democratic Party. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Thomas Massie, they're doing it to their own party. Not one Democrat. I Can't find a Democrat doing that to their own party. Aoc, Bernie Sanders.

[Kurt]

Not a moron. Not to like Massie. You have to be such a disingenuous.

[Jimmy Dore]

I totally agree too. And Marjorie Taylor Greene is now firmly to the left of AOC and Bernie Sanders. Firmly.

[Kurt]

Things aren't real. It's the upstairs downstairs. Anybody better figure it out before they gets too late.

[Jimmy Dore]

Firmly to the left. The left of them on Israel left to them on Ukraine, left to them on health care, left of them on jobs to the left. So anyway, that's. So that's why I think I also have a special affinity for Candace Owens because she. It takes on her own party. That's the heart. It's easy to. It's easy to be a partisan and be a Democrat and then just, just criticize, you know, like what the Young Turks did for their whole life. That. That's easy. That's lazy. That's intellectually lazy. And that's what Malibu Kyle does now. Same thing. And so it takes it. That. That's actually hard. So that's what I do.

[Kurt]

I think it's actually hard work to. To have to lie for your team when you know it's a lie. And that's part of, that's just part of being an adult in politics.

[Jimmy Dore]

No, it's hard if you have hard to me, it's hard if you have integrity.

[Kurt]

But I'm lazy. So I like to not like lie for the team. Like, you know, I'll be wrong a lot. But I won't lie for the team because it's too much work for me anyway.

[Jimmy Dore]

So congratulations. That Candace, she's. She's a real trailblazer. She's really setting an example for a lot of people. God bless her. God bless her. And we're both Catholics. I was brought up. I was raised Catholic. Did you know that? Went to 12 years of Catholic school. And that's brutal.

[Kurt]

Jimmy. I didn't know.

[Jimmy Dore]

It was pretty brutal.

[Kurt]

I didn't know.

[Jimmy Dore]

I had a lot of good teachers at St. Lawrence High School.

[Kurt]

Probably a top notch education. Just with a great.

[Jimmy Dore]

Got a great education at St. Lawrence High School. Had a lot of good people. A lot of good people. Had a couple of maniacs, but you get those anywhere, even school. Even the maniac. Doug Brother. They used to call them brothers. They're Christian brothers. So we, we weren't. They weren't priests. They were Christian brothers. But they look like priests with the same outfit. And they're like nuns. They're like the, they're like the equivalent of nuns, but they're. They're not. Why would you want to be a brother? Why would you. You got to go. You got to wear the schmock. Why not just be a priest? So I don't know what the. Why would you want to be a brother? I never understood that. I never. I never asked them. I should have.

[Kurt]

Can they. Are they allowed to have kids and a wife?

[Jimmy Dore]

No. Really? No. The Christian Brothers.

[Narrator/Commentator]

Who was the guy I thought.

[Jimmy Dore]

Who was the guy I thought.

[Narrator/Commentator]

The guy that always said, you know where I'm going to be this summer?

[Jimmy Dore]

I'm going to Lake. That was. We had lay teachers, they called them.

[Kurt]

Oh.

[Jimmy Dore]

Which is. Let's just. Like, it was. Like it was shoving it right into the Christian Brothers faces. They're getting laid and you're not. So the lay teachers, the ones who weren't religious, I mean, who weren't in the religious order, they were all Catholics. They weren't in the religious order. They got to wear regular clothes and everything, and they got to get laid. And they called them lay teachers, which I just thought was such. So funny. Imagine how much. Imagine how hard that made me laugh in high school that they called them lay teachers.

[Kurt]

That made me probably gonna chuckle bad still. In my late 40s.

[Jimmy Dore]

Still makes me laugh. I'm laughing right now.

[Kurt]

It's kind of funny.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah. Anyway, congrats again to Candace Owen as really, really sweet thing she said about wanting to work with us. I would love to. Whatever we could do together is fantastic. I loved having her on the show. I'd love to have her back on the show. It was. We had a lot of laughs when she was on the show and I learned a lot. But of course, you're never going to see this on the news. That's the thing. That's why I have a show. Because you're never going to see Zelinsky telling the truth. You're only going to see him when he's lying. So that's when they put him on the news when he's lying. I don't know why people don't know this, but. So Glenn Deason tweets out Zelensky in March of 2022. That's right. As the war started, which we covered.

[Kurt]

I remember this.

[Jimmy Dore]

This is before the United States and the UK sabotaged the peace agreement. This is what Zelenskyy said. There are those in the west who don't mind a long war because it would mean exhausting Russia, even if this means the demise of Ukraine and comes at the Cost of Ukraine lives. Can you. So that's. I. I know when I said that, what happened to me. What, What. What happened to me was I got.

[Kurt]

My phone hacked right after you said it.

[Jimmy Dore]

When I. When I. When I said that at. At the. At the un I said basically the same thing. At the un I got my phone hacked by. With Pegasus. By either the CIA, the Ukraine, or Mossad.

[Kurt]

And then you got invited Bohemian Grove.

[Jimmy Dore]

And then I got invited to Bohemian Grove. Yes. Let's listen to him saying so. Everyone has varied interests. He says there are those in the west who don't mind along more. Look, keep in mind, this is like a week after the war broke out. He's telling he knows the game, that the people in the west, meaning the UK and the United States, they want a long war. He's saying it. There are those in the west who don't mind a long war. They don't care. They want this to be a long war. Why? He's going to tell you because it would mean exhausting Russia, even if this means the demise of Ukraine. So he knows this, which is why he signed a peace deal immediately with Russia that the United States and the UK Then sabotaged. So he knew this. He's telling. He's telling the people right there. He's telling the truth. This is Zelensky telling the truth. The people in the west want a long war, even if it screws the Ukraine. They don't care about the Ukraine. They just care about hurting Russia. Okay, he keeps going even and comes at the cost of Ukrainian lives. So there he says it. Even if it means the demise of Ukraine and it comes at the cost of Ukrainian life. There he was saying it five seconds after the war started. He knew what the game was. So that tells you he knows what the game is. Still, this is definitely in the interest of some countries to keep the war going. There it is. What else? What else? I don't know what else to tell you. So exactly what? I. I didn't know why we never found this video. I can't believe it took till 2025 for me to find this video. Nice job, Glenn Deason. I don't know where he found it, but of course you're never going to see this on the news. That's the thing. That's why I have a show. Because you're never going to see Zelensky telling the truth. You're only going to see him when he's lying. So that's when they put him on the news, when he's Lying. But when he tells the truth, like, yeah, there's. This war's in the interest of other countries, not Ukraine. Ukraine is going to be slaughtered and it's going to be our demise. And the United States and the west wants this war because it will deplete Russia. They don't care that it's going to be the demise of Ukraine, which it is. It's going to. It's going to. Millions of Ukrainians are going to be dead. They don't care.

[Kurt]

Also, Russia is not weaker. What are you talking about?

[Jimmy Dore]

And that's right. And Russia is not weaker because of this. So. And here the truth comes out. What does the United States want? Senator Graham? I like the path we're on with US Weapons and money. Ukraine will fight Russia to the last Ukrainians. You want to hear him say it? Here it is. I like the structural path we're on here. As long as we help Ukraine with the weapons they need and economic support, they will fight to the last person. There it is.

[Kurt]

I like big butts and I cannot lie. I like it when Ukrainians die.

[Jimmy Dore]

So that's Lindsey Graham being a salesman for the military industrial complex because the military industrial complex wants this war. The economic hitmen want this war. And he's there to do that. I like this. He goes, I like it. This is good. And then the Ukrainians are going to fight that. They're all going to be slaughtered. They're going to fight to the last Ukrainian. Good for them.

[Kurt]

Jimmy, you don't understand structure. I like it. And I like the minerals.

[Jimmy Dore]

The United States and the UK sabotaged the peace deal because they don't care about Ukraine. Who said that? A former NATO adviser said that. Former Swiss intelligence officer and NATO adviser Jacques Bon. On the next phase of the Russian Ukraine war and new allegations that the US and UK undermined a peace deal that could have ended it. The west aim is not the victory of Ukraine. It's the defeat of Russia. There it is right there. The problem is that nobody cares about Ukraine. You know who does? The stupid ass wipes in my Facebook feed. The stupid ass white shit lib. Hollywood morons on Twitter with the Ukraine flag in their. But they don't know that they're again being manipulated into supporting another fucking war.

[Kurt]

You know who still has a Ukraine flag, Jimmy? Richard Spencer. The famous Charlottesville bad alt right guy.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Kurt]

So your friends and Richard Spencer have the same Twitter.

[Jimmy Dore]

So there it is there. He says the problem is nobody cares about Ukraine. We have just instrumentalized Ukraine for the purpose of US Strategic interests, not even European interests. The fact is that you had three attempts to have an agreement so far between Russia and Ukraine. The first one started at the request of Zelensky on 25 February. So just one day after the start of the offensive, and Zelensky asked to have negotiations with the Russians, and you had a first round of negotiations that started at the Belarus border. And this was stopped, in fact, by the European Union. So, wow, what a stunning revelation. The European Union. Two days after the Zelensky request, the European Union came with the first package of weapons. That was a package of €450 million for weapons. And with the idea that it should not be negotiated with Vladimir Putin, we should just fight. And in March, you had exactly the same scenario. Zelensky approached the Russians with this offer. And two days after he made his offer to the Russians, by the way, the European Union came again, exactly the same thing as the first time. Wow. Again, the European Union came with the second package, a 500 million euro for weapons. And in addition to the Boris Johnson to that, Boris Johnson called Zelensky to ask him to withdraw his offer, otherwise all the support would be cut. And Boris Johnson came to Kiev a few days later and reiterated what he just said. That means no negotiations, otherwise we cut all offers. And he came with something like 50 million. I may be wrong on this, but I think he came with a new offer for weapons. And that was reported by Ukrainian media. So they're telling Zelensky, you cannot negotiate an end to this war because they don't want an end to the war. Zelenskyy wanted an end to the war. Guess who didn't? The United States. Ukrainian sources said explicitly that Boris Johnson and the west basically prevented a peace agreement. So that's not an invention from some Putin partisan here in the West. That's also what the Ukrainians felt. And just a few days after that, Boris Johnson came unexpectedly in Kiev. And again, in a very famous press conference, he said explicitly, no negotiations with the Russians. We have to fight. There is no room for negotiation with Russia. So on three occasions, in fact, the west prevented any negotiations with the Russians. And in April, that was probably the most developed offer by Zelenskyy. It was a very uncomfortable offer and included neutrality of Ukraine, meaning being neutral between the west and Russia, the neutrality of Ukraine and the station, meaning Ukraine would not join NATO, the neutrality of Ukraine and the stationing of troops under supervision of external powers, including Russia. So it was a very extensive agreement, actually, and the Russians were very positive about this agreement. But again, it's, as you just said, it didn't move ahead. No, it's clear. And I think Lindsey Graham also said in a press conference, he said that the Ukrainians have to fight. To the last Ukrainian, the collective west pressed Zelensky not to negotiate with Russia because the ultimate goal of this whole affair is in fact what we have, as we can see described in those publications of the rand Corporation of 2019, which is unbalancing Russia or Overextending Russia or I don't have exactly the titles in mind, but two publications of the RAND Corporation, they had this planned out way before. And that's exactly. By the way, if you read what you have in those publications, you have exactly the description of what is going on right now, including the problem between Azerbaijan and Armenia, the inclusion of Finland and Sweden into NATO and everything is there. Everything is there. So again, these are corporations running our foreign policy and it's always more war. So the very idea of, let's say the United States objective since at least 2019 is to isolate Russia and to isolate Russia from the international community. So that's what they're doing. They're just misusing Ukraine to that aim.

[Kurt]

How do they maintain doing this over and over and over and over again to people that are older than me that should know better? There's like, if I could figure it out. Does nobody notice this? That they got one move they do, which is this.

[Jimmy Dore]

This is the one move and they do it. They do. They, they won't, they won't stop doing it. And so Americans. Can you believe all the fucking morons, Kurt, that you know, I told you. Wait a minute. That you know in comedy, that, you know, in comedy.

[Kurt]

Yeah, I can believe it.

[Jimmy Dore]

Of course, that were for the Ukraine war, after Iraq, after Libya.

[Kurt]

You know what's disturbing? People that I wouldn't have thought were morons, you know, people I like talking to that are complete trauma based mind control slaves based on trauma. That's so lame. Like Trump got elected.

[Jimmy Dore]

Yeah.

[Kurt]

You know, and they've never recovered inside from their Obama dreams. Never came to terms with Obama didn't do what he said. Just like a bunch of Trump people are not going to come to terms with that. It's the same goddamn scam. But how do you fall for it forever? That's what I don't get. You could fool me for many years. I'm not smarter than everybody. You know, like how do you trick every, how do you trick some people all the time?

[Jimmy Dore]

It's, it's a, it's amazing to me. And so I just wanted to share this with you just in case you still weren't sure about the Ukraine war. Send this to somebody who isn't sending it to somebody who still believes in the Ukraine war, who still thinks we're fighting evil and the Ukrainians need our support. So I don't know how stupid you could be after 20 years of Afghanistan, you still fall for this game. After Iraq, twice, you still. After they put Al Qaeda guy in charge of Syria, you still fall for this.

[Kurt]

You just blank out. Go talk about football, genius. Just blank out. I'm telling you up close, watching what people react to. Remember isis? The thing that was bad that they're still talking about like it lives in America, it's the president of Syria. So what are you talking about? Oh, Muslims, we gotta worry. That's how you know James Lindsay's an active liar. He starts talking about Muslim. I kid you not. Sleeper cells. Are you shitting me?

[Jimmy Dore]

Not shitting you. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this?

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Hello, Jimmy. This is Andrew Cuomo calling you on the telephone, which, by the way, was invented by Antonio Meucci, another great Italian. Bonjour.

[Jimmy Dore]

Ah, bon jordo. Bonjourno. Como style. Thanks for calling. How are you feeling today, Governor?

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Well, Jimmy, needless to say, I have seen better days in my life, certainly in my political career. But we, we get up, go onwards and upwards. That's what we do. And at least I can take pride in knowing that our campaign presented a real challenge to Mondami and gave him a run for his money.

[Jimmy Dore]

I don't think that's really the case at all there.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Well, that's how I'm going to look at it. You go ahead and do whatever you're going to do.

[Jimmy Dore]

So you have now been beaten twice by Zoran Mamdami in one year. How does that feel?

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Jimmy, if I allowed myself to process that fact on any level, it would destroy my psyche like a brain eating amoeba. So through a psychological process of self preservation, I am not even allowing myself to really face that reality and instead am finding other convoluted ways to look at it. Jimmy, I was able to present the people of New York City with an opportunity twice in one year. How many other public servants can say that?

[Jimmy Dore]

I see, I see. Well, that is certainly one way to deal with the total political destruction you're experiencing right now.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

I don't understand what you mean exactly.

[Jimmy Dore]

Well, I mean, come on. You must realize your political career is over. The people of New York City have spoken.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Not really. Not really, Jimmy. Remember what I said last time we spoke? All I have to do is sit back for four years in a recliner eating popcorn and watch Mayor Mamdani take this city all the way to the edge of oblivion with his communist Muslim policies. By then, the people of New York will be begging me to be mayor.

[Jimmy Dore]

Uh huh.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

They'll say, please, former Governor Cuomo, son of Mario Cuomo, proud Italian American, be our mayor and fix all this. You can grope all of us one by one. We don't care. Just don't be a Muslim socialist.

[Jimmy Dore]

You really think it'll be that easy?

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Oh, Jimmy, please. I'm no fool. I am keenly aware that Zoron won because he ceased on the issue of unaffordability. Things really are too expensive for working class people. And the rest of us, to our detriment, have not properly addressed this.

[Jimmy Dore]

Now you finally get it.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

I do, I do. And he put himself out there as the one guy who could do something about it. So he won. He has this aura of a savior about him right now. But here's the thing. He can't do anything about it. Even if a mayor could magically make everything in New York City cheaper, this inexperienced bozo would be the last person to pull it off. He only thinks he can because he's been coddled and spoiled by his wealthy parents all his life and told that he's special and could do anything because he's better than everyone.

[Jimmy Dore]

Okay. All right, okay.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

So after four years and dear savior has not improved anyone's lives at all, the spell will be broken. New Yorkers will say, what the fuck have we done? We really elected a 33 year old failed rapper to be the mayor of the city where Wall street is a spoiled brat who hates white people. Okay, let's get a real New Yorker back in here, please. And then they elect me. It's as simple as that.

[Jimmy Dore]

Not a bad plan.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Not at all, Jimmy. And let me tell you, I'm gonna relish every moment of that four years. I hope it drags on forever. Because every nanosecond will be like the most delicious morsel I've ever tasted. Including now, these times with all the jubilation and all the hahaha, fuck you, Cuomo. Because without that, my final triumph, my apotheos. Apotheosis wouldn't be as sweet.

[Jimmy Dore]

Wow. Okay, wait, wait, hold on. Guess what? I'm getting another call. This is the Jimmy Dore show. Jimmy Dore speaking. Who's this?

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Hi, it's Sauron Mondami. I'm the next mayor of New York City. Isn't that awesome?

[Jimmy Dore]

Well, hello, Mr. Mamdani. Congratulations on your big win last night.

[Narrator/Reporter]

Thanks.

[Jimmy Dore]

Jesus Christ. Jesus.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Yes, Congratulations, Zoron. Oh, wow. Is that Andrew Cuomo on the line? Wow, Jimmy, you're really having the relevant guests on your show. Just kidding. Being sarcastic.

[Jimmy Dore]

Hey, he called me.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

No, no, you're right, Sauron. As of last night, I am yesterday's news. No one can ever expect to hear from me again. And quite frankly, why would they want to? Wow. Sort of took the words right out of my mouth. So this makes like two times I beat you in an election? I believe so, Zoran. Yes. Two. Two times. Okay, he's not getting mad.

[Jimmy Dore]

Zoran, what can we expect from Mamdani? Mayorship.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

Jimmy, the secret sauce of my administration is that I will be a mayor for all New Yorkers. Not just for the Eritrean taxi drivers, but for the trans non binary pastry chef. Not just for the Bengali snake charmers, but for the unemployed Romanian laser boxes. Not just for the polyamorous haberdashers, but for the Colombian dudes on road crews who move cones around. Not just for the Cambodian massage parlor madams, but for the Afghani men who just stare at women on the subway. All these people make New York what it is. And they will all be represented.

[Jimmy Dore]

Are there any normal people in there?

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

What do you mean? These are normal New Yorkers, Jimmy. His idea of normal is not the same as yours and mine. Shut up. You shut up now. I beat you. I beat you last night. You're supposed to shut up. Do what I say. Oh, my, how the tables have turned. The dynamic where you would needle me and make me lose my temper only worked when you were the underdog. Now it's reversed. You're going to be mayor and you have to deal with me as a critic, whether you like it or not. No, I don't. You're not allowed to do that. You have to go away. As much as you want to deny it, Zoran, this is America. I don't have to do shit. No. Yes, you do. My mom told me. She told me a long time ago. She said, babu. Babu, you're the most special boy in the world. And someday all these stupid Ferengi are gonna have to do what you say. Because you're better than them. Babu. And she's right. I won. I beat you. Did your mother also tell you that I'm a fucking bull? What do you mean? Do you know what a fucking bull is? Oran. You mean like the animal? I'm gonna let you learn this on your own. What a fucking bull is and what stugats are. Fucking balls. Arrivederchi, Zoran.

[Jimmy Dore]

Oh, wow. He hung up.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

What did he mean? What did he mean? Jimmy?

[Jimmy Dore]

I'm afraid you'll find out. We gotta go. Zorad.

[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

No. Wait. What's happening? This isn't supposed to be happening. Don't hang up. I command you as mayor. Jimmy.

[Jimmy Dore]

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[Candace Owens]

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[Andrew Cuomo / Zoran Mamdani (Impersonations)]

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[Jimmy Dore]

Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Don't freak out. Do not freak out.

[Candace Owens]

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[Jimmy Dore]

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[Candace Owens]

Don't freak out.

[Jimmy Dore]

Do not freak out.

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