Podcast
Too Old To Date
Hosted by Too Old To Date · EN
A scripted, comedy podcast about modern dating. Follow Mike and Brad as they stumble through Tinder, Bumble, JSwipe, OKCupid, and other dating apps in their fruitless pursuit of love.
11episodes
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Feeling Exposed
Jun 10, 201900:22:06Tap to summarizeMike goes out on a limb to get Becky back. Brad looks to redeem himself after a dating failure in Michigan. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Kamehameha Dog
Jun 3, 201900:12:58Tap to summarizeMike’s friends try to make heads or tails out of his extreme plan to win Becky back. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Aaron Gottlieb, and Simon DIck Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Thirst Traps
May 27, 201900:14:13Tap to summarizeBrad finally gets to the bottom of Amber’s new thirst trap habit. Mike has big news for his friends. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Aaron Gottlieb, and Chelsea Townsend Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Political Spectrum
May 20, 201900:14:42Tap to summarizeBrad, still visiting his family and friends in Michigan, tries to get caught up on his mom’s personal life. In New York, Mike sees Leslie in an uncomfortable situation. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voice by Harold Garoon Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Foot Special
May 13, 201900:16:38Tap to summarizeKyle has a wild idea to help Mike get his mind off of his troubles. Brad visits his high school friends and notices the differences between dating in a city and a suburb. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Kevin Ford, Jake Ziegler, Aaron Gottlieb, and Elvira Gawenska Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →White Whale
May 6, 201900:14:55Tap to summarizeOn a trip to his hometown in Michigan, Brad gets the low down on the middle school dating scene from his 12-year-old half-brother. In New York, Mike tries to take his mind off of Becky by attempting to catch his white whale. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voice by Harold Garoon Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Poor Horse
Apr 29, 201900:23:12Tap to summarizeMike ignores Brad’s advice and tries to get a sense of what’s happening with Becky by calling one of her friends. Brad ignores Mike’s advice in pursuit of an exciting night. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Alexandra Ferrera and Melanie Wallner Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Swap Spit
Aug 27, 201800:15:53Tap to summarizeMike confronts Becky about his suspicions regarding Grant. Brad has an awkward run in on the subway. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy Kassimir, and Jacob Mann Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Big Stinger
Aug 20, 201800:17:08Tap to summarizeA big night out with all his friends ends with big consequences for Brad and his relationship with Zoe. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter, Remy Kassimir, Chelsea Townsend, and Aaron Gottlieb Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
Transcribe →Thumbs Up
Aug 13, 201800:14:52Tap to summarizeWith both of their ladies out of town for a few days, Brad and Mike meet up with Kyle to try to take their minds off of their worries and to hear about what’s going on in their younger friend’s chaotic dating life. You should start a podcast! Host it with Blubrry and use code TOTD to let them know we sent you. Written by Brad Garoon & Mike Tanzillo Additional voices by Emily Kratter and Aaron Gottlieb Narration by Stephanie V. Olson Subscribe now via iTunes or your favorite podcast player! Support Too Old To Date on Patreon. For more information and to donate to the show, go to toooldtodate.com. Hit us up on the socials @toooldtodate. Our theme song is Loveless by Go Go Ghost Want to share your dating stories? Call our Voicemail 718.559.1040 and tell us about it!
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