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LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City
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Last Podcast Network presents LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City
LPN's Deep Dives makes its much-anticipated return with a brand-new series!
Join Natalie Jean (Some Place Under Neith) and Jackie Zebrowski (Page 7) as they titillate your earholes with their comprehensive "deep dive" style breakdowns of the popular adult science fiction novel series by Sarah J. Maas - Crescent City.
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LPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 2: Suppin' on Sissy
3d ago01:13:09Summary readyUGH NATALIE REFUSES TO SUP ON MY SIZZURP. This episode covers chapters 2 and 3-- heartbreak comes in ALL forms in the world of SJM and sometimes that heartbreak is from a relative who refuses to get addicted to your body's heroin sizzurp. I JUST WANNA SEE IF SHE *CAN* GET ADDICTED TO ME is that such a crazy thing to ask? What's a crazier thing to ask is for your fighting slave dragon to GIVE EM A SEXY MOIDA SHOW but the Viper Queen does not mind asking those questions!!! Starting off this book with PLENTY of dissent-- Tharion's upset by his new addiction mommy, Bryce has no idea where she has ended up and doesn't know if these hawtttt Fae are fae friends or fae foes (fums?), our frat boys are at the Meat Market trying to figure out WHAT THE HEL HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY, alphas be alpha-in and the wolves be howlinnnnnnnn. Bryce is all full uppa smol bean and now her POWERS SHOOTIN OUT DA HORN oh gosh how the H-E-Single-L will Bryce ever make it back to Midgard?!?!?! Guess we gotta keep readinnnnnnnnn! Please read up until Chapter 6 for next week! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOFAS / Episode 1: Nerd-alie and Regular Fat
1w ago01:20:44Summary readyGUESS WHO'S BACK-ACK-ACK NATJACK'S BACK-ACK-ACK (do you hear the slim shady in that?) here we come to save the DAAAAY!!! (maybe a lil mighty mouse instead?) DID YOU MISS US?!?!??! We are back-in-the-habit sister act 2-style but don't worry we won't be turnin into nuns anytime soon! House of Flames and Shadow is here and it AIN'T easin us back in. We jump RIGHT BACK INTO where we ended House of Sky and Breath and Bryce is in......Prythian??!?!?!?! WITH OUR BAT BOYS?!?!?! and we are inside the mind of a double agent at a torture party for boyz ARE YOU PREPARED TO BE BROKEN BY THIS BOOK? Fold in everybody, A LOT goes down in this book and we are alllllllll in for a wild ride. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, NATJACK'S TAKEN YA ON A REAR-END JOURNEY. Also follow Yaz the Bookish on socials if you are interested in graphs/charts/breakdowns of the histories and factoids of the SJM world that we brought up in the ep! Please read up until Chapter 4 for the next episode! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 38: Big Case of Da Ferk
Feb 2400:49:50Summary readyIf you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but that wormhole definitely doesn't end in Hel....... In ch 77, everything is looking as bleak as a battle can look when all of Team Fuck You gets Rigelus'd harrrrrrddddddd. Hunt is in Gorsian shackles and goes through the horrific process of gettin' slaved up again and they reeeeally want portal Bryce to hear it (ugh SJM thanks for making the idea of slavery ALMOST SCARIER THAN IN OUR REALITY HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?) In chapter 78, we land portally with Bryce on......GRASS? next to a cuhrazy hot winged Shadow Daddy speaking a language she doesn't know? With a dagger that's singing the sibling song of the Starsword?? EX-SQUEEZE ME?!?!??! This book ends on quiiiiiite a big case of DA FERK?!?!?!? and we can't wait to keep on chugging into Crescent City book 3, House of Flame and Shadow, soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 38: Big Case of Da Ferk
Feb 2400:51:09Summary readyIf you came to Crescent City to get a HEA from book 2, WE HATE TO DISAPPOINT YA! NOT A LOTTA HAPPY GOIN ON HERE SRRYYYYYYYY! We last left Bryce on a portal journey to Hel but that wormhole definitely doesn't end in Hel....... In ch 77, everything is looking as bleak as a battle can look when all of Team Fuck You gets Rigelus'd harrrrrrddddddd. Hunt is in Gorsian shackles and goes through the horrific process of gettin' slaved up again and they reeeeally want portal Bryce to hear it (ugh SJM thanks for making the idea of slavery ALMOST SCARIER THAN IN OUR REALITY HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?) In chapter 78, we land portally with Bryce on......GRASS? next to a cuhrazy hot winged Shadow Daddy speaking a language she doesn't know? With a dagger that's singing the sibling song of the Starsword?? EX-SQUEEZE ME?!?!??! This book ends on quiiiiiite a big case of DA FERK?!?!?!? and we can't wait to keep on chugging into Crescent City book 3, House of Flame and Shadow, soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 37: Sissy Punch-a-bration
Feb 1701:02:02Summary readyIt's a firstlight party and all the Angel bottom holes are invited!!! If by firstlight party you mean a not party trapped in the Asteri's house with some torture on the schedule!!!! In ch 75, we jump RIGHT BACK INTO THE SCENE after having a huge truf bomb dropped by Agent Daybright but there's no time to talk it out. There's MURDER and WORLD SAVING to be done! Ya hear THAT, Harpy?! Oh you might have a difficult time hearing after this chapter! Ruhn is wiggin out but the HIND'S GOTTA HIND. In ch 76, we find ourselves in the CHOPPED-OFF-ANGEL-WING/FIRSTLIGHT-BUTT-HOSE room and Rigelus is sliiiiiiving for his villain monologue--ughhhhhh he's reallllllly layin it all out because he knows they all finna fail. OR WILL THEY? Who's a double agent?! Who's a DOUBLE double agent? AHHHHHHHHH SO MUCH IS HAPPENING!Please read up until the end of the book for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 36: Corm of Fire
Feb 1001:11:15Summary readyGET READY FOR AN INFO DUMP ON THIS ONE but hopefully they won't be dumping the info where the Asteri take their lightfall!!!! In ch 72, we are following Team Fuck You as NOBODY follows the plans they set out with. Bryce is by herself following tubes and staring at *conquered solar system maps* to find out Dusk's Truth, Ruhn is running off to follow his downstairs nose to find Agent Day and Tharmian are making crazy explosive battle moves. In ch 73, ugnnnghhhhhh Rigelus has been watching us the whole TIME?!?!? How did they know Team Fuck You's plan-that-no-one-stuck-to?! In ch 74, everything is getting torqued to an extreme and we keep finding out more crazy info with each. passing. second. WILL TEAM FUCK YOU MAKE IT TO THE END OF THE BOOK?? Only time will tell!Please read up until Chapter 77 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 35: Rebel Rebel Rabble Rousers
Feb 301:10:31Summary readyOoooooOoooOohhhHHhhhh errybody loves an "I LOVE YOU I MIGHT DIE TODAY" battle build up!!!! In Ch 69, Cormac and Ruhn start to have a bad-dad-sad-boy-brodown in a Jeep while Hunt gets his weapon sneak on before bumping into Celestina (but don't worry remember we are alllllll shrouded in secrecy protection!!) In Ch 70, Tharion and Cormac are in full on battle mode and Team Fuck You is getting to their battle start positions. Bryce and Ruhn have very cute siblings-bout-to-die moment before Cormac drops big YOU GOTTA BE QUEEN hype on a pre-battle Bryce. In Ch 71, as we move closer to the scary action we find Bryce all alone in an Asteri room in the Crystal Palace and Y'ALLLLLL DO WE GOT LIGHT PIPES!!!!!!!Please read up until Chapter 75 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 34: Boom Boom Bridge
Jan 2701:10:38Summary readyCome on down to the viper's den THE BLOOD'S ADDICTINGGGGG!! In Ch 67, we start off with Tharion desperately needing protection (from his groin's choices) and running right into the veins of a SNAKE! Then Ruhn's groin is also getting him into battle position and maybe that's when they'd stop and think "is this all because I want my willie to get wonka'd" and the answer is yes AND.... it's to like, save everybody. In Ch 68, with their groin powers combined Team Fuck You can hopefully get into the Asteri's palace and start the Battle of Hullaballoo before Pippa Stetsos makes her appearance. Everything is ramping up towards what seems like a BIG EXPLOSIVE END?!?!?!??!Please read up until Chapter 72 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 33: Pieces of She
Jan 2001:19:05Summary readyDry January but make it WET! (ugh but NOT with the River Queen's daughter, Tharion!!!) This corpse-and-bitch duo is hanging with our goons while we get everything situated for the BLOW OUT ACTION at the end of this book! In chapter 65, we got a Danika Truther comin at us dog style and Bryce can't believe her bestie had EVEN MORE SECRETS? Get used to it, gurlllllll!!!! But also Baxian is a corpse truther as well??? GIVE US THE NUMBERS, DOG!!!! In chapter 66, Bryce meets with Fury to get intel and her #life situated while Tharion sticks his FIN WHERE IT SHOULDN'T BE and good lord did we need even MORE entities after us???Please read up until Chapter 69 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
SummaryLPN Deep Dives: HOSAB / Episode 32: Herds of Curds
Jan 1301:17:35Summary readyBryce is giving a 'yes chef' to Apollion in this episode because when a star eating daddy tells you to WERK you WERK, BITCHHHHHHH. In ch 63, Bryce is desperately trying to hone her teleporting skills and unfortunately this time she's not practicing through teleporkin'. Ugh and if she doesn't go to Urd's Temple the Under King is gonna shred the already dead Pack of Devils ughhhhhhh she has ENOUGH ON HER PLATE! She finally shares the TEENIEST bit of info with a kept-in-the-shadows Cormac and spilled that Emile is both POWERLESS and still alive. In ch 64, we follow Tharion to the Meat Market and accidentally find our dragon! Well..... is she "our" dragon? NO. When we go with Bryce and Hunt over to Urd's Temple WE ALL KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A TRAP but likeeeeee- a fun sexy trap? or like a scary murder trap? spoiler alert it's the latter.Please read up until Chapter 67 for next week!!!These Deep Dives are based on novels by Sarah J Maas. Intro music by Ryan Connor. Cover art by Jeff Nitzberg.Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ on Apple Podcasts to listen to ad-free new episodes. Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of LPN Deep Dives: Crescent City ad-free.Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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