Everything's Perfect

Everything’s Perfect…Except Religion, Divorce & Throuples

Donald is back in studio with Autumn for what starts as a conversation about throuples and somehow turns into one of their deepest episodes yet: the beliefs they once held with complete certainty… and no longer believe at all.From religion, heaven, hell, reincarnation, and The Good Place, to divorce, politics, loving multiple people, sex work, diet culture, and why Donald used to hate potatoes with his entire soul — this episode spirals into a brutally honest conversation about how life experience changes people.Autumn opens up about growing up Catholic and questioning why a loving God would punish people for divorce, while Donald explains how coming out forced him to re-examine every belief he had sitting on the shelf. They unpack morality, personal growth, timelines, energy, hormones, relationships, The Bachelor paradox, and the danger of treating opinions as permanent identity traits instead of evolving perspectives.Along the way: Autumn’s fitness industry wake-up call after her own body stopped cooperating, Donald sleeping with a Bible on his chest to ward off demons, and the bookshelf analogy that unexpectedly ties the entire episode together.The biggest takeaway? Hold your strongest opinions a little looser. Life has a funny way of changing them.And through it all, one belief remains untouched: If it doesn’t affect you directly… mind your business.💌 Listener Question: What’s a belief you once held strongly that life completely changed for you? 📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 Autumn Calabrese | Donald Stamper🛍 Merch, episodes & updates: Everything’s Perfect🎙 Key Topics with Timestamps0:00 — Donald’s throuple friends and the logistics of the “big bed”2:54 — The episode topic: beliefs they no longer hold4:11 — Donald’s religious upbringing and fear of hell5:53 — Autumn’s Catholic school years and questioning religion8:39 — Reincarnation, energy, and the afterlife9:55 — The Good Place and what happens after death13:32 — The matrix, timelines, and whether time is linear15:55 — Autumn’s fitness industry confession20:26 — Donald’s potato redemption arc21:23 — Why “calories in, calories out” isn’t the whole story23:38 — Divorce and changing views on marriage25:24 — Loving multiple people and monogamy stigma28:37 — The Bachelor paradox33:04 — Political party switching and evolving beliefs38:14 — Donald auditing every belief after coming out38:47 — The bookshelf analogy39:22 — Tony Robbins, personal development, and “the blueprint”49:39 — Sex work and morality55:33 — Why strong opinions should be held more loosely56:20 — Autumn’s lifelong philosophy: “Mind your business.”

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Everything’s Perfect…Except the Labels

1w ago00:53:59Summary ready

Autumn is back in the studio 12 days post-op with a new face, fresh skin, and the kind of energy that only comes from surviving a laser treatment that basically peels your entire face off. She breaks down the full recovery process, including the hyperbaric oxygen chamber sessions she had to mentally survive with her claustrophobia, the laser resurfacing that was far more intense than expected, and her biggest fear going into surgery: not looking like herself afterward. Donald also shares his return to Invisalign, cosmetic procedure anxiety, and the strange experience of looking in the mirror and wondering if you still recognize your own face.Then comes this week’s Phone a Friend.A listener who identifies as queer says that after years focused on raising kids and rebuilding her life, she’s back in the dating world — but lately only finds herself attracted to straight men. Now she’s wondering if that somehow makes her a bad member of the queer community.That question opens up a much larger conversation about identity, labels, bisexuality vs. queerness vs. pansexuality, attraction to masculine and feminine energy, emotional connection during sex, whether you owe partners your sexual history, and why Donald believes labels should serve you — not trap you. Along the way, Autumn asks the blunt questions everyone else avoids asking out loud, the two debate the “threesome in a marriage” scenario and whether that changes someone’s identity, attraction to trans men, and why straight people rarely seem forced to overanalyze who they are the same way everyone else does.Also: The Abbey at 22, a drunk kiss, Instagram views exploding over post-op recovery videos, and the nipple test.💌 Call to Action Have something you want Autumn and Donald to talk through? Send in your own “Phone a Friend” — a situation involving relationships, identity, dating, friendships, marriage, or anything else you can’t quite say out loud to the people closest to you. They read them, respond honestly, and keep you anonymous.📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamper 🛍 Everything’s Perfect Merch Support the show and keep up with new episodes, merch drops, and updates through the official Instagram.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👉 everythingsperfect.com🎙 Key Topics with Timestamps 0:00 — Cold open: Autumn recaps going to The Abbey, getting kissed by a coworker, and her very clear answer.0:50 — Donald returns to the studio, new drink in hand, while Autumn debuts her post-op face.2:14 — Autumn breaks down all three procedures, the brutal laser recovery, and why nobody prepared her for it.5:38 — Hyperbaric oxygen chambers explained: pure oxygen, healing at the cellular level, and claustrophobia nightmares.8:26 — Autumn’s final verdict on the procedures: worth it.8:52 — Why posting raw recovery videos sent her Instagram views skyrocketing.9:17 — The fear before surgery: “I don’t want to not look like me.”12:55 — Why she chose Dallas over LA for the procedures.13:49 — Donald’s Invisalign return and cosmetic honesty.14:27 — Phone a Friend begins.14:49 — Listener dilemma: identifying as queer while mostly being attracted to straight men lately.16:14 — Feeling like she’s somehow failing the queer community.16:38 — Autumn asks the honest question: what does “queer” actually mean?25:22 — Do you owe a partner your sexual history?25:54 — Autumn explains why she’d want to know if she was dating a bisexual man.28:50 — Donald’s advice: don’t escape one box just to lock yourself inside another.34:40 — The threesome thought experiment and what it actually says about attraction.39:29 — Identity vs. presentation: who defines you?45:44 — Autumn’s frustration: why do queer people feel pressured to explain themselves when straight people don’t?52:37 — Feminine vs. masculine energy and needing emotional connection to enjoy sex.53:45 — How to submit your own Phone a Friend.54:18 — One full year of weekly episodes without missing a Tuesday.

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Everything’s Perfect…Except I Don’t Want to Live With Him

2w ago00:57:13Summary ready

Two “Phone a Friend” questions hit back-to-back—and neither has an easy answer. One woman isn’t sure she wants to give up her home and independence after seven years in a relationship. Another asks if she’s a bad wife for being completely okay with a sexless marriage after a health crisis changed her body and libido.Autumn and Donald unpack independence, intimacy, hormones, and the uncomfortable truth no one wants to say out loud: what happens when your needs—and your partner’s—don’t match anymore?The episode opens with underwear confidence and chaotic morning energy—Autumn running on fumes after a night out, Donald fully thriving before noon. A clip from The View sparks a deeper conversation: can you be in a committed relationship without living together—and should you?Donald reflects on his two-year anniversary with Nell and what it means to shift from “my life” to “our life,” from shared dinners to learning how to communicate independence without creating distance. Autumn shares where she lands: wanting someone present, but not dependent.From there, the conversation moves into two very real listener dilemmas—one about holding onto independence in a long-term relationship, and one about navigating a marriage where intimacy has changed completely. What follows is honest, nuanced, and a little uncomfortable—in the best way.💌 Reach Out To Autumn & DonaldHave something you want Autumn and Donald to talk through? Send in your own “Phone a Friend”—a situation from your life involving relationships, independence, intimacy, or anything you can’t quite say out loud.They read them. They respond. And they keep you anonymous.📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamper🛍 Everything’s Perfect MerchSupport the show and keep up with new episodes, merch drops, and updates through the official Instagram.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👉 everythingsperfect.com🎙 Key Topics & Timestamps0:00 — Cold open: underwear confidence & “bad bitch” energy1:08 — The View clip sparks the conversation2:43 — Donald’s two-year anniversary with Nell3:21 — Living together in your 40s vs 20s5:34 — Why Donald couldn’t live fully separately8:25 — Communication without pressure10:30 — The importance of missing someone13:34 — Alone vs lonely14:36 — Phone a Friend #115:50 — Donald’s take17:31 — Autumn’s take20:29 — Don’t just “leave it up to him”22:16 — The couch analogy24:30 — Being intentional in relationships26:30 — The “werewolf girlfriend” reel27:30 — Autumn’s “always put together” rule29:10 — Underwear conversation returns30:40 — Malibu ocean view analogy36:24 — Phone a Friend #2 begins44:10 — Should low sex drive be investigated?46:31 — Autumn’s advice: have the conversation48:00 — Donald’s personal story52:40 — Medical impact on sex drive56:24 — Final answer57:20 — Outro

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Everything’s Perfect…Except One Year Later

3w ago01:02:03Summary ready

It’s officially been ONE YEAR of Everything’s Perfect, and somehow, Autumn and Donald are still here… slightly more evolved, slightly more unhinged, and with a full camera roll of memories to prove it.To celebrate, they do what no one should ever do lightly: scroll back through an entire year of their lives, month by month.What starts as a fun trip down memory lane quickly turns into something deeper.Because this year? It wasn’t just highlight reels.It was breakups and big risks.New beginnings and unexpected endings.Moments they wanted to freeze… and moments they barely made it through.From dream milestones like Donald buying his Jeep and turning 40, to Autumn navigating heartbreak and still getting on a plane to Paris… this year didn’t hold back.There were Hyrox races on no fuel, family moments that hit harder than expected, trips that revealed way too much (including Donald’s deeply concerning sheet-tucking behavior), and a Thanksgiving that came with a surprise case of E. coli.And somehow, in the middle of all of it… they kept showing up.For the podcast. For themselves. For each other.This episode isn’t just about what happened.It’s about what it means to look back and realize:You survived things you didn’t think you wouldYou grew in ways you didn’t notice at the timeAnd the hard parts didn’t cancel out the good onesIf you’ve been wondering whether your year “counts” because it didn’t go perfectly… this one’s for you. Because somewhere between the chaos and the laughter, one truth stood out: Joy isn’t something you wait for.It’s something you choose. One year down.And somehow… everything’s still not perfect.⏱️ Key Moments0:50 – One Year Anniversary: Did we think we’d make it?1:53 – Starting the camera roll recap2:28 – April: Launching the podcast + Mexico trips7:48 – May: Donald buys his dream Jeep9:57 – June: NYC trip + Hyrox chaos11:42 – Donald turns 4015:14 – July: Breakup + Paris trip18:11 – August: Hometown visit + unexpected moments20:04 – September: Proud parenting + milestones25:36 – October: Costumes, merch & Nashville28:55 – November: Aruba + the sheet situation31:57 – Thanksgiving chaos (E. coli 😵‍💫)35:49 – December: Christmas + Hustle Hard filming39:05 – New Year’s reflections43:06 – January: App launch + big life shifts47:11 – February: Hyrox Vegas struggle50:57 – March: New projects + momentum52:43 – “Joy is an act of resistance”53:02 – Favorite episodes recap1:03:12 – Outro💌 Got something you need help navigating? Send in your “Phone a Friend” — relationships, family, money, dating, life… nothing’s off limits. They read them. They respond. And you stay anonymous.📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamper

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Everything’s Perfect…Except I Accidentally Started Sexting

Apr 2101:00:06Summary ready

Autumn and Donald are recording from his house in Arizona after a pool day when a “Phone a Friend” DM takes a turn fast. A listener who has never sexted before suddenly finds herself in the middle of it...and has no idea what the rules are.From there, it’s a full breakdown of modern dating chaos: when “do you want to trade pics” shows up way too early, whether you’re obligated to match someone’s energy, and why sending anything at all might not be worth it.Donald shares what actually happens on dating apps (spoiler: it escalates quickly), while Autumn explains the exact moment a towel selfie killed her interest. They also get into catfishing, AI-generated nudes, and why you truly never know who’s on the other side of the screen.And then… there’s Kyle.A sleepover. A spooning situation. And a realization that led to one of the most unforgettable lines in the show.They wrap with real advice: you don’t owe anyone anything, you move at your own pace, and if it stops feeling fun—it’s not for you.📢 CALL TO ACTIONSend in your Phone a Friend—dating, relationships, sex, or anything you’re overthinking.📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamperKEY TOPICS & TIMESTAMPS0:00 — The spooning story (yes… that moment)1:04 — Arizona pool day + reheated fries hack3:30 — Phone a Friend: accidental sexting panic5:10 — Donald’s very aggressive Bumble messages8:09 — Why sexting someone nearby = 🚩11:51 — Catfishing + AI-generated nudes13:37 — Why sending anything is risky15:15 — “I’m so horny for you” after 5 days…21:20 — Donald loses his phone at church (unlocked 😬)22:39 — You don’t owe anyone a photo back24:53 — Donald vs dirty talk27:00 — Call Her Daddy & Nikki Glaser moment36:57 — Breaking down the bases at 4538:30 — Nell’s first kiss40:40 — “Do I have your consent to kiss you?”42:08 — The cringe Instagram couple43:00 — Autumn’s “bubble time before play time” rule49:50 — Kyle story (full breakdown)52:00 — Signs Kyle might have been gay55:02 — Real Steel, Hugh Jackman, and the beard confirmation57:59 — Once you send it… it’s forever

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Everything’s Perfect…Except He Took His Secrets With Him

Apr 1400:58:53Summary ready

A listener DM sends Autumn and Donald into one of their deepest conversations yet: after her husband passed away, a woman discovers hidden sex toys in the garage and realizes there are questions she’ll never get answered.What begins as a shocking confession opens into an honest, vulnerable conversation about hidden identities, private fantasies, secrets inside relationships, and the painful reality of losing someone before understanding the parts of themselves they kept concealed.Donald shares deeply personal stories about growing up closeted, coming out at 27, childhood feelings he rarely discusses publicly, and the alternate life he built in secret before finally living openly. Autumn reflects on finding unexpected personal items while sorting through her father’s belongings, and together they unpack the complicated line between privacy and deception in long-term relationships.And because this is still Autumn and Donald, the emotional depth comes with plenty of chaos too: Donald’s disastrous clove oil bath experiment, Bobby’s jalapeño kitchen catastrophe, a fallen tree crashing onto Autumn’s property, and the pork tenderloin blooper that completely shut down filming.🔗 Resources MentionedFixate Bloopers on YouTube Search “Fixate bloopers” on YouTube to find the bloopers reel from Autumn and Bobby’s cooking show, including the infamous pork tenderloin scene.💌 Call to ActionHave something you want Autumn and Donald to talk through? Send in your own “Phone a Friend” a situation involving relationships, family, sex, money, or anything else you can’t quite talk about with the people around you. They read them, they respond, and they keep you anonymous.📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👤 @autumncalabrese | @donaldstamper🛍 Everything’s Perfect MerchSupport the show and stay updated on new episodes, merch drops, and announcements:📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👉 everythingsperfect.com🎙 Key Topics with Timestamps0:00 — Cold open: Donald teases the clove oil bath disaster 1:00 — Introductions & catch-up: canceled dinner plans and LA return 3:46 — The tree crash: Autumn’s neighbor’s 50-foot tree falls onto her property 8:00 — Listener DM: a widow discovers hidden intimate items in her late husband’s garage 9:00 — Theories and reactions: private kink, hidden attraction, or affair? 12:00 — A friend’s secret Dom/sub relationship 14:10 — Keeping things from partners: when privacy crosses into secrecy 17:00 — Autumn discusses saved messages and memories from a previous relationship 19:30 — Donald opens up about coming out at 27 and the secret life he hid before then 20:58 — A coworker’s father dies of AIDS while married, and the hidden truths left behind 25:50 — Autumn finds an unexpected DVD in her father’s belongings during a move 30:42 — Donald’s childhood bodybuilding magazine collection and what his mother found 33:00 — Donald reflects on childhood gender feelings he rarely discusses publicly 35:07 — Why Donald avoids discussing this publicly in today’s politicized climate 36:00 — The Merlin Halloween costume story 38:40 — DMs vs. internet search history: what says more about you? 40:05 — Laughing at people getting hurt and why it happens 41:00 — Trauma response and inappropriate laughter 45:00 — The full clove oil bath catastrophe 47:24 — Bobby’s jalapeño kitchen meltdown 49:48 — Should you bring your kinks into your relationship openly? 52:04 — What secrets are acceptable to keep from a partner? 55:00 — Omission vs. lying in relationships 56:58 — Final twist: the husband had actually mentioned the items before 58:00 — Listener call to action: send in your Phone a Friend questions 59:00 — Sign off

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Everything’s Perfect…Except You Asked, We Answered

Apr 701:05:51Summary ready

Ask Us Anything! Donald and Autumn are answering your most-asked — and most unfiltered — questions in this rapid-fire Q&A episode.From BODi friendships and business changes to dating advice, finances, and navigating complicated family dynamics, nothing is off limits. They address the reality of evolving relationships, why boundaries matter more than blood, and how to recognize red flags in both friendships and romantic relationships.The conversation gets personal as they talk about emotional immaturity in parents, relationship dealbreakers, and the subtle signs something isn’t right — including when you find yourself mentally checking out or fantasizing about someone else.They also dive into lighter (but still chaotic) topics like edibles vs. alcohol in your 40s, supplement routines, libido tips, body image trends in Hollywood, breast implants, and the viral cottage cheese craze.And yes… they answer the question you didn’t expect: is it normal for your boyfriend to shower with his dog?😳As always, it’s honest, unfiltered, and a mix of real talk, humor, and just enough chaos.💬 Join the ConversationHave you ever made a decision that changed everything?📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial🛍 Everything’s Perfect MERCHSupport the show and stay connected with the latest merch drops and updates.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial 👉 everythingsperfect.com🎙 Key Topics with Timestamps0:00 – Opening: the great Starburst incident4:27 – Private group ending; Autumn's app launching March/April5:17 – Romance & fantasizing: when is it a red flag?9:27 – Edibles over alcohol: the fortysomething preference12:00 – The infamous "gummy pee" explained13:14 – Make Wellness & peptide education17:39 – Navigating emotionally immature parents19:48 – Why boundaries matter more than blood22:04 – Dating red flags & toxic relationship warning signs26:00 – The truth about Beachbody: love, respect & moving forward29:43 – Finances: Autumn's foster home Christmas tradition36:32 – Breast implant deep dive: research, recovery & Dr. Linder39:57 – Libido talk: hormones, effort & feeling sexy for YOU42:57 – Hollywood's dangerous skinny trend & GLP-1 concerns46:40 – Body image pendulum: from Twiggy to now49:27 – How they knew they were each other's person53:45 – Breakup wisdom: you're mourning what you wanted, not what was56:40 – Social media real talk: treat it like a job or don't stress58:15 – Boyfriend showering with his dog: um, what?59:57 – Autumn's dating status & where DO people meet anyway?61:55 – The cottage cheese craze decoded

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Everything’s Perfect…Except Our Brains Have 47 Tabs Open

Mar 3100:52:27Summary ready

In this episode, Autumn and Donald dive into what it actually feels like to live with a constantly busy brain. From overwhelm and distraction, to hyperfocus and random deep dives that take over your entire day.They talk about growing up undiagnosed, being labeled “flighty” or “lazy,” and how differently their brains actually work, especially when it comes to learning, focus, and productivity.Autumn shares her son Dom’s ADHD diagnosis and how changing the way he learns completely transformed his confidence and success. They also get into how ADHD shows up in everyday life—from interrupting conversations and forgetting tasks to needing movement just to think clearly.The conversation blends humor with real insight, especially around how social media, constant communication, and modern life make it even harder to focus, and why understanding your own patterns is key to actually getting things done.HIGHLIGHTS00:00 – Post-workout chaos + “too many tabs open” brain 04:00 – Growing up undiagnosed + being labeled “flighty” 05:30 – Dom’s ADHD diagnosis + why traditional school wasn’t working 08:00 – ADHD as a strength when you understand it 10:00 – Why movement helps focus (and sitting still doesn’t) 15:00 – Hyperfixation + going down random rabbit holes 19:00 – Interrupting, forgetting, and everyday ADHD moments 24:30 – Productivity struggles + why simple tasks feel hard 26:00 – Social media + constant input overwhelming your brain 31:00 – Reading something 5 times and still not processing it 35:00 – How ADHD shows up in childhood (and gets missed) 41:00 – Communicating when you can’t focus 44:30 – Understanding your patterns + building routines that work 50:00 – Final thoughts + when to seek real support💬 Join the ConversationGot a brain like this too? Drop a comment and let us know! We want to hear what YOU relate to most.📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial🛍 Everything’s Perfect MERCHSupport the show and stay connected with the latest merch drops and updates.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial 👉 everythingsperfect.com

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Everything’s Perfect…Except You Have to Trust the Timing

Mar 2401:03:24Summary ready

Donald and Autumn dive into manifestation, life paths, and how small decisions can shape your future in ways you don’t see until much later.They explore the idea that everyone is manifesting, whether intentionally or not, and how shifting your focus from what you fear to what you want can change your outcomes. From “I am” statements to trusting that the universe doesn’t hear “no,” the conversation blends mindset with real-life experience.Autumn shares her journey from being an in-home trainer to eventually working with Beachbody — a process that took over a decade and only made sense in hindsight. She also opens up about moving to Texas with her six-month-old son, realizing within weeks that it wasn’t right, and making the difficult decision to leave and start over.Donald reflects on his own nonlinear path — from Ohio to Nashville to California — and how unexpected opportunities, including ballroom dancing, led him exactly where he needed to be.Together, they unpack the “butterfly effect” of life decisions, why it’s okay to change your mind, and how recognizing when something isn’t working is often the first step toward something better.The episode closes with a “Phone a Friend” question about managing an underperforming employee, navigating health concerns, and balancing empathy with accountability.Because sometimes everything’s perfect…except you have to trust the process before it makes sense.💌 Audience EngagementHave a situation you want Donald and Autumn to talk through?📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial🛍 Everything’s Perfect MERCHSupport the show and stay connected with the latest merch drops and updates.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👉 everythingsperfect.com🎙 Key Topics & Timestamps00:00 – Opening conversation & manifestation04:30 – Everyone manifests — can you control it?05:37 – Why the universe doesn’t hear “no”07:05 – “I am” statements vs. negative framing11:00 – Faith vs. action: missed opportunities story13:00 – Different perspectives on manifestation16:49 – Frownies story & unexpected success20:37 – Donald’s path toward Beachbody27:57 – The butterfly effect of small decisions35:00 – Autumn’s journey to Beachbody36:00 – From P90X to working with Tony Horton43:43 – Moving to Texas & realizing it was wrong45:33 – Leaving and starting over47:28 – Donald leaving a job that didn’t feel right52:24 – You’re allowed to change your mind54:10 – “Phone a Friend”: managing an employee1:03:20 – How to submit listener questions

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Everything’s Perfect…Except Silly Fears (From the Vault)

Mar 1700:56:57Summary ready

Before Donald's move, before the shift, and before everything changed, this episode takes it back to a lighter, more playful conversation about the random, irrational fears we all carry.Autumn and Donald dive into “silly fears” — the kind that don’t always make logical sense but somehow still live rent-free in your brain. From oddly specific anxieties to everyday scenarios that spiral quickly, they unpack where these fears come from, how they show up in real life, and why we all have them (even if we don’t admit it).As always, the conversation blends humor with honesty, turning something seemingly small into a relatable look at how our minds work. It’s light, it’s funny, and it’s a reminder that even the most irrational fears are more common than we think.A little throwback, a lot of laughs — and proof that sometimes everything’s perfect…except the things we make up in our heads.💌 Audience EngagementWhat’s your most random or irrational fear?📩 everythingsperfectpodcast@gmail.com📸 @everythingsperfectofficial🛍 Everything’s Perfect MERCHSupport the show and rep Everything’s Perfect wherever you go.📸 @everythingsperfectofficial👉 everythingsperfect.com🎙 Key Topics & Timestamps (keep or adjust if you already have them)00:00 – Opening: Mom's rollercoaster pregnancy story03:12 – Moving stress & late-night door anxiety05:13 – Irrational fears discussion begins06:22 – Bedroom door debate & home invasion planning09:17 – Dom's escape window plan10:21 – Someone in the backseat fears12:14 – Autumn's childhood choking fear13:40 – Dad's beef stew dinner torture14:32 – Maldives allergic reaction triggers choking relapse17:21 – Kidnapping & tape-over-mouth suffocation fear19:26 – Drunk guy in pickup truck bed story27:51 – Rollercoaster childhood fears & mom's scare tactics28:05 – Water slide concussion at "The Beach" waterpark30:58 – Grand Canyon glass walkway & heights anxiety34:39 – Snake/piranha/alligator water fears41:25 – Belly button touching phobia44:12 – Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia (fear of long words)46:19 – "Phone a Friend": Listener's health/intimacy concern57:09 – Final encouragement & sign-off

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Everything’s Perfect…Except Religion, Divorce & Throuples

Everything’s Perfect…Except the Labels

Everything’s Perfect…Except I Don’t Want to Live With Him

Everything’s Perfect…Except One Year Later

Everything’s Perfect…Except I Accidentally Started Sexting

Everything’s Perfect…Except He Took His Secrets With Him

Everything’s Perfect…Except You Asked, We Answered

Everything’s Perfect…Except Our Brains Have 47 Tabs Open

Everything’s Perfect…Except You Have to Trust the Timing

Everything’s Perfect…Except Silly Fears (From the Vault)